IDX
18
Jan

INDONESIA STOCK EXCHANGE CRASHES, QUITE LITERALLY

There is no worse joke than a stock exchange literally collapsing through the ground, without warning. I am not referring to the stocks listed there, but the actual building itself. Apparently, 100 university students were invited to tour the exchange shortly prior. They were so excited to be at this honorable and distinguished exchange that they jumped so hard on the platform and knocked a few joints loose, ruining it for everyone. Watch the CCTV footage. You would’ve thought a bomb went off in there.

Imagine if this happened during an IPO ceremony of a promising new company. The entire senior management team would be put out of commission in one fell swoop.

It was as if the developers intentionally went out of their way to find the shittiest engineers money can buy to build this. There is no real explanation other than that. Oh and that fancy hotel in Singapore, Marina bay sands? It’s built by the same people.